Hate Valentines Day? Dreading the mundane task of sifting through tasteless gifts, dull flowers, mushy faced teddy bears and sap encrusted cards? Yeah, me too. That’s why I scoured the net and found something a bit more, um, tasteful. Whether you’re trying to tell your sweetie to “shove off” or just want to keep them on their toes, the Bitter Baking Company’s got you covered. Their sugar cookies are filled with sugar, spice and topped with everything… not quite so nice. From the “Love is a Myth” cookie, to the ever popular “I’ll paper cut your doinker if you don’t give me a diamond this year.” Or there’s always the heartfelt “Your mother issues go really well with my daddy complex.”
If you want The Bitter Baking Companies goods for Valentine’s Day, you’re in luck. Shipping only takes about 2-3 business days–the perfect gift for slackers. The price of these cookies are probably the only thing that doesn’t pack a wallop. Each cookie costs $3.00 with bundle packages around $18.00. Insults never tasted so sweet!
Photo by Bitter Baking Company.